GOSA HOYEN USED TO SAY:
'WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT ZEN IS LIKE I TELL THEM THIS STORY:'
NOTICING THAT HIS FATHER WAS GROWING OLD, THE SON OF A BURGLAR
ASKED HIS FATHER TO TEACH HIM THE TRADE SO THAT HE COULD CARRY
ON THE FAMILY BUSINESS AFTER HIS FATHER HAD RETIRED.
THE FATHER AGREED, AND THAT NIGHT THEY BROKE INTO A HOUSE
TOGETHER.
OPENING A LARGE CHEST THE FATHER TOLD HIS SON TO GO IN _ AND PICK
OUT THE CLOTHING. AS SOON AS THE BOY WAS INSIDE, THE FATHER
LOCKED THE CHEST AND THEN MADE A LOT OF NOISE SO THAT THE
WHOLE HOUSE WAS AROUSED. THEN HE SLIPPED QUIETLY AWAY.
LOCKED INSIDE THE CHEST THE BOY WAS ANGRY, TERRIFIED, AND
PUZZLED AS TO HOW HE WAS GOING TO GET OUT. THEN AN IDEA
FLASHED TO HIM -- HE MADE A NOISE LIKE A CAT.
THE FAMILY TOLD A MAID TO TAKE A CANDLE AND EXAMINE THE CHEST.
WHEN THE LID WAS UNLOCKED THE BOY JUMPED OUT, BLEW OUT THE
CANDLE, PUSHED HIS WAY PAST THE ASTONISHED MAID, AND RAN OUT.
THE PEOPLE RAN AFTER HIM.
NOTICING A WELL BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD THE BOY THREW IN A
LARGE STONE, THEN HID IN THE DARKNESS. THE PURSUERS GATHERED
AROUND THE WELL TRYING TO SEE THE BURGLAR DROWNING HIMSELF.
WHEN THE BOY GOT HOME HE WAS VERY ANGRY AT HIS FATHER AND HE
TRIED TO TELL HIM THE STORY; BUT THE FATHER SAID: 'DON'T BOTHER
TO TELL ME THE DETAILS, YOU ARE HERE -- YOU HAVE LEARNED THE
ART.'
Being is one, the world is many...and between the two is the divided mind, the dual mind.
It is just like a big tree, an ancient oak: the trunk is one, then the tree divides into two
main branches, the main bifurcation, from which a thousand and one bifurcations of
branches grow. The being is just like the trunk of the tree -- one, non-dual -- and the mind
is the first bifurcation where the tree divides into two, becomes dual, becomes dialectical:
thesis and antithesis, man and woman, yin and yang, day and night, God and Devil, yoga
and Zen. All the dualities of the world are basically in the duality of the mind -- and
below the duality is oneness of being. If you slip below, underneath the duality you will
find one -- call it God, call it nirvana, or whatsoever you like.
If you go higher through the duality, you come to the many million-fold world.
This is one of the most basic insights to be understood -- that mind is not one.
Hence, whatsoever you see through the mind becomes two. It is just like a white ray
entering a prism; it is immediately divided into seven colors and the rainbow is created.
Before it entered the prism it was one, through the prism it is divided. and the white color
disappears into the seven colors of the rainbow.
The world is a rainbow, the mind is a prism, and the being is the white ray.
Modern research has come to a very significant fact, one of the most significant achieved
in this century, and that is that you don't have one mind, you have two minds. Your brain
is divided into two hemispheres: the right hemisphere and the left hemisphere. The right
hemisphere is joined with the left hand, and the left hemisphere is joined with the right
hand -- crosswise. The right hemisphere is intuitive, illogical, irrational, poetic, platonic,
imaginative, romantic, mythical, religious; and the left hemisphere is logical, rational,
mathematical, Aristotelian, scientific, calculative. These two hemispheres are constantly
in conflict -- the basic politics of the world is within you, the greatest politics of the world
is within you. You may not be aware of it, but once you become aware, the real thing to
be done is somewhere between these two minds.
The left hand is concerned with the right hemisphere -- intuition, imagination, myth,
poetry, religion -- and the left hand is very much condemned. The society is of those who
are right-handed -- right-handed means left hemisphere. Ten per cent of children are born
left-handed but they are forced to be right-handed. Children who are born left-handed are
basically irrational, intuitive, non-mathematical, non-Euclidean... they are dangerous for
society so it forces them in every way to become right-handed. It is not just a question of
hands, it is a question of inner politics: the left-handed child functions through the right
hemisphere -- that society cannot allow, it is dangerous, so he has to be stopped before
things go too far.
It is suspected that in the beginning the proportion must have been fifty-fifty -- left-
handed children fifty per cent and right-handed children fifty per cent -- but the right
handed party has ruled so long that by and by the proportion has fallen to ten per cent and
ninety per cent. Even amongst you here many will be left-handed but you may not be
aware of it. You may write with the right hand and do your work with the right hand but
in your childhood you may have been forced to be right-handed. This is a trick because
once you become right-handed your left hemisphere starts functioning. The left
hemisphere is reason; the right hemisphere is beyond reason, its functioning is not
mathematical. It functions in flashes, it is intuitive, very graceful -- but irrational.
The left-handed minority is the most oppressed minority in the world, even more than
Negroes, even more than the poor people. If you understand this division, you will
understand many things. With the bourgeoisie and the proletariat the proletariat is always
functioning through the right hemisphere of the brain: the poor people are more intuitive.
Go to the primitive people, they are more intuitive. The poorer the person, the less
intellectual -- and that may be the cause of his being poor. Because he is less intellectual
he cannot compete in the world of reason. He is less articulate as far as language is
concerned, reason is concerned, calculation is concerned -- he is almost a fool. That may
be the cause of his being poor.
The rich person is functioning through the left hemisphere; he is more calculative,
arithmetical in everything, cunning, clever, logical -- and he plans. That may be the
reason why he is rich.
The bourgeoisie and the proletariat cannot disappear by communist revolutions, no,
because the communist revolution is by the same people. The Czar ruled Russia; he ruled
it through the left hemisphere of the mind. Then he was replaced by Lenin who was of
the same type. Then Lenin was replaced by Stalin who was even more of the same type.
The revolution is false because deep down the same type of people are ruling -- the ruler
and the ruled mean the same, and the ruled are those of the right-sided hemisphere. So
whatsoever you do in the outside world makes no difference really, it is superficial.
The same applies to men and women. Women are right-hemisphere people, men are left-
hemisphered. Men have ruled women for centuries. Now a few women are revolting but
the amazing thing is that these are the same type of women. In fact they are just like men
-- rational, argumentative, Aristotelian. It is possible that one day, just as the communist
revolution has succeeded in Russia and China, somewhere, maybe in America, women
can succeed and overthrow men. But by the time the women succeed, the women will no
more be women, they will have become left-hemisphered. Because to fight, one has to be
calculative, and to fight with men you have to be like men: aggressive. That very
aggressiveness is shown all over the world in women's liberation. Women who have
become part of that liberation movement are very aggressive, they are losing all grace, all
that comes out of intuition. Because if you have to fight with men you have to learn the
same trick; if you have to fight with men, you have to fight with the same techniques.
Fighting with anybody is very dangerous because you become like your enemy. That is
one of the greatest problems of humanity. Once you fight with somebody, by and by you
have to use the same technique and the same way. Then the enemy may be defeated but
by the time he is defeated you have become your own enemy. Stalin is more Czar-like
than any Czar, more violent than any Czar. Of course it has to be so: to throw Czars, very
violent people are needed, more violent than the Czar himself. Only they will become the
revolutionaries, will come out on top. By the time they reach there they have become
Czars themselves, and the society continues on the same way. Just superficial things
change, deep down the same conflict remains.
The conflict is in man. Unless it is resolved there, it cannot be resolved anywhere else.
The politics is within you; it is between the two parts of the mind.
A very small bridge exists. If that bridge is broken through some accident, through some
physiological defect or something else, the person becomes split, the person becomes two
persons -- and the phenomenon of schizophrenia or split personality happens. If the
bridge is broken -- and the bridge is very fragile -- then you become two, you behave like
two persons. In the morning you are very loving, very beautiful; in the evening you are
very angry, absolutely different. You don't remember your morning... how can you
remember? Another mind was functioning -- and the person becomes two persons. If this
bridge is strengthened so much that the two minds disappear as two and become one, then
integration, then crystallization, arises. What George Gurdjieff used to call the
crystallization of being is nothing but these two minds becoming one, the meeting of the
male and the female within, the meeting of yin and yang, the meeting of the left and right,
the meeting of logic and illogic, the meeting of Plato and Aristotle.
If you can understand this basic bifurcation in your tree of then you can understand all the
conflict that goes on around and inside you.
Let me tell you an anecdote.
Among the Germans, Berlin is considered to be the very epitome of Prussian brusqueness
and efficiency, while Vienna is the essence of Austrian charm and slipshoddery.
There is the tale of a Berliner visiting Vienna who was lost and in need of directions.
What would such a Berliner do? He grabbed at the lapel of the first passing Viennese and
barked out, 'The Post Office. Where is it?'
The startled Viennese carefully detached the other's fist, smoothed his lapel and said in a
gentle manner,
'Sir, would it not have been more delicate of you to have approached me politely and to
have said. "Sir, if you have a moment and happen to know, could you direct me to the
Post Office?"'
The Berliner stared in astonishment for a moment, then growled, 'I would rather be lost!'
and stomped away.
That very same Viennese was visiting Berlin too that year and it turned out that now it
was he who had to search for the Post Office. Approaching a Berliner he said politely,
'Sir, if you have a moment and happen to know, could you please direct me to the Post
Office?'
With machine-like rapidity the Berliner replied,
'About face, two blocks forward, sharp turn right, one block forward, cross a street, half
turn on the right, walk left over railroad tracks, pass news-stand into Post Office lobby.'
The Viennese, more bewildered than enlightened, nevertheless murmured, 'A thousand
thanks, kind sir,' whereupon the Berliner snatched furiously at the other's lapel and
shouted, 'Never mind the thanks, repeat the instructions!'
The male mind, the Berliner; the female mind, the Viennese. The female mind has a
grace, the male mind has efficiency. and of course, in the long run, if there is a constant
fight, the grace is bound to be defeated -- the efficient mind will win. because the world
understands the language of mathematics not of love. But the moment your efficiency
wins over your grace, you have lost something tremendously valuable: you have lost
contact with your own being. You may become very efficient, but you will be no more a
real person. You will become a machine, a robot-like thing.
Because of this here is constant conflict between man and woman. They cannot remain
separate, they have to get into relationship again and again -- but they cannot remain
together either. The fight is not outside, the fight is within you. And this is my
understanding: unless you have resolved your inner fight between the right and the left
hemispheres, you will never be able to be peacefully in love -- never -- because the inner
fight will be reflected outside. If you are fighting inside and you are identified with the
left hemisphere, the reason hemisphere, and you are continuously trying to overpower the
right hemisphere, you will try to do the same with the woman you fall in love with. If the
woman is continuously fighting her own reason inside, she will continuously fight the
man she loves.
All relationships -- almost all, the exceptions are negligible, can be left out of account --
are ugly. In the beginning they are beautiful; in the beginning you don't show the reality;
in the beginning you pretend. Once the relationship settles and you relax, your inner
conflict bubbles up and starts being mirrored in your relationship. Then come fights, then
come a thousand and one ways of nagging each other, destroying each other. Hence the
attraction for homosexuality. Whenever a society becomes too divided between man and
woman, homosexuality erupts immediately. Because at least a man in love with a man is
not that much in conflict. The love relationship may not be very satisfying, may not lead
to tremendous bliss and orgasmic moments, but at least it is not so ugly as the
relationship between a man and a woman. Women become lesbians whenever the conflict
becomes too much, because at least the love relationship between two women is not so
deep in conflict. The same meets the same; they can understand each other.
Yes, understanding is possible, but the attraction is lost, the polarity is lost -- it is at a
very great cost. Understanding is possible, but the whole tension, the challenge, is lost. If
you choose challenge, then comes conflict, because the real problem is somewhere within
you. Unless you have settled, come to a deep harmony between your female and male
mind, you will not be able to love.
People come to me and they ask how to go deep in a relationship, I tell them, 'First you
go deep in meditation. Unless you are resolved within yourself you will create more
problems than you already have. If you move in relationship, all your problems will be
multiplied. Just watch. The greatest and the most beautiful thing in the world is love but
can you find anything more ugly, more hell-creating?'
Mulla Nasruddin once told me, 'Well, I have been putting off the evil day for months but
I have got to go this time.'
'Dentist or doctor?' I inquired.
'Neither,' he said, 'I am getting married.'
People go on avoiding marriage, people go on putting it off. When some day they find it
impossible to get out of it only then they relax. Where is the problem? Why are people so
afraid of getting deeply involved? Involvement immediately creates fear; commitment
immediately creates fear -- and the modern man wants to have sex but no love.
A woman told me that she wants sex only with strangers. Traveling in a train, meeting
with a stranger -- that's okay -- but not even with someone who is friendly or familiar. I
asked, 'Why?' She said that once you make love to someone who is known to you, some
involvement starts. In a train, on a journey, you meet, make love, you don't know even
what the other person's name is, who he is, from where he comes. You get down when
your station comes and he moves away, forgotten forever; he leaves no scratch, you
remain completely clean. You come out of it completely clean and unscratched.
I can understand. This is the difficulty of the whole modern mind. All relationships are
becoming by and by casual. People are afraid of any sort of commitment,, because they
have come to know at least one thing out of bitter experience -- whenever you become
related too much, the reality erupts, and your inner conflict starts being reflected by the
other and then life becomes ugly, horrible, intolerable.
It happened once that I was sitting with a few friends in a university campus ground. One
of the professors said, 'On the day my wedding occurred....'
But the other professor stopped him immediately and said 'Pardon the correction, but
affairs such as marriages, receptions, dinners, and things of that nature, take place. It is
only calamities which occur. You see the distinction? Please don't say, "The day my
marriage occurred, or the day my wedding occurred."'
The other was a professor of language and of course he was right. But the first man said,
'Yes, many, many things...' and again started, 'And as I was saying, the day my wedding
occurred....It is a calamity.'
If you are outside of it, it may look like a beautiful oasis in the desert but as you come
close the oasis starts drying and disappearing. Once you are caught in it, it is an
imprisonment, but remember, the imprisonment doesn't come from the other, it comes
from within you.
If the left-hemisphere brain goes on dominating you, you will live a very successful life --
so successful that by the time you are forty you will have ulcers; by the time you are
forty-five you will have had at least one or two heart-attacks; by the time you are fifty
you will be almost dead -- but successfully dead. You may become a great scientist, but
you will never become a great being. You may accumulate enough of wealth, but you
will lose all that is of worth. You may conquer the whole world like an Alexander, but
your own inner territory will remain unconquered.
There are many attractions to follow the left-hemisphere brain -- that is the worldly brain.
It is more concerned with things: cars, money, houses, power, prestige. That is the
orientation of the man who in India we call a GRUSTHA, a householder.
The right-hemisphere brain is the orientation of the SANNYASIN. one who is more
interested in his own inner being, his inner peace, his blissfulness, and is less concerned
about things. If they come easily, good; if they don't come that is also good. He is more
concerned with the moment, less concerned with the future; more concerned with the
poetry of life, less concerned with the arithmetic of it.
I have heard an anecdote.
Finkelstein had made a huge killing at the races and Muscovitz, quite understandably,
was envious.
'How did you do it, Finkelstein?' he demanded.
'Easy,' said Finkelstein, 'it was a dream.'
'A dream?'
'Yes; I had figured out a three-horse parley, but I was not sure about the third horse. Then
the night before, I dreamed that an angel was standing over the head of my bed and kept
saying, 'Blessings on you, Finkelstein, seven times seven blessings on you.' When I woke
up I realized that seven times seven is forty-eight and that horse number seventy-eight
was Heavenly Dream. I made Heavenly Dream the third horse in my parley and I just
cleaned up, simply cleaned up.'
Muscovitz said, 'But Finkelstein, seven times seven is forty-nine!'
And Finkelstein said, 'So you be the mathematician.'
There is a way to follow life through arithmetic and there is another way to follow life
through dream -- through dreams and visions. They are totally different.
Just the other day somebody asked, 'Are there ghosts, fairies, and things like that?' Yes,
there are -- if you move through the right-hemisphere brain, there are. If you move
through the left-hemisphere brain, there are not. All children are right-hemisphered, they
see ghosts and fairies all around, but you go on talking to them and putting them in their
places and saying to them, 'Nonsense. You are stupid. Where is the fairy? There is
nothing, just a shadow.' By and by you convince the child, the helpless child; by and by
you convince him and he moves from the right-hemisphered orientation to the left-
hemisphered orientation -- he has to. He has to live in your world: he has to forget his
dreams, he has to forget all myth, he has to forget all poetry, he has to learn mathematics.
Of course he becomes efficient in mathematics -- and becomes almost crippled and
paralyzed in life. Existence goes on getting farther and farther away and he becomes just
a commodity in the market, his whole life becomes just rubbish... although, of course,
valuable in the eyes of the world.
A SANNYASIN is one who lives through the imagination, who lives through the
dreaming quality of his mind, who lives through poetry, who poeticizes about life, who
looks through visions. Then trees are greener than they look to you, then birds are more
beautiful, then everything takes a luminous quality. Ordinary pebbles become diamonds;
ordinary rocks are no longer ordinary -- nothing is ordinary. If you look from the right
hemisphere, everything becomes Divine, sacred. Religion is from the right hemisphere.
A man was sitting with his friend in a cafeteria drinking tea. He studied his cup and said
with a sigh, 'Ah, my friend, life is like a cup of tea.'
The other considered that for a moment and then said, 'But why? Why is life like a cup of
tea?'
The first man replied, 'How should I know? Am I a philosopher?'
The right-hemisphere brain only makes statements about facts, it cannot give you
reasons. If you ask, 'Why?' it can only remain silent, there comes no response from it. If
you are walking and you see a lotus flower and you say, 'Beautiful!' -- and somebody
says, 'Why?' what will you do? You will say, 'How am I to know? Am I a philosopher?' It
is a simple statement, a very simple statement, in itself total, complete. There is no reason
behind it and no result beyond it, it is a simple statement of fact. Read the Upanishads --
they are simple statements of facts. They say, 'God is. Don't ask why.' They will say, 'Are
we philosophers? How are we to know? God is.' They say God is beautiful, they say God
is near, closer than your heart, but don't ask why -- they are not philosophers.
Look at the gospels and the statements of Jesus -- they are simple. He says, 'My God is in
heaven. I am his son, he is my father. Don't ask why.' He will not be able to prove it in a
court, he will simply say, 'I know.' If you ask him by whom he has been told, by what
authority he says these things, he will say, 'It is by my own authority. I have no other
authority.' That is the problem when a man like Jesus moves in the world. The rational
mind cannot understand, he was not crucified for any other reason. He was crucified by
the left hemisphere because he was a right-hemisphere man. He was crucified because of
the inner conflict.
Lao Tzu says, 'The whole world seems to be clever, only I am muddle-headed; the whole
world seems to be certain, only I am confused and hesitant.' He is a right-hemisphered
man.
The right hemisphere is the hemisphere of poetry and love. A great shift is needed; that
shift is the inner transformation. Yoga is an effort to reach the oneness of being through
the left hemisphere, using logic, mathematics, science and trying to go beyond. Zen is
just the opposite: the aim is the same but Zen uses the right hemisphere to go beyond.
Both can be used, but to follow yoga is a very, very long path; it is almost an unnecessary
struggle because you are trying to reach from reason to super-reason which is more
difficult. Zen is easier because it is an effort to reach the super-reason from irreason.
Irreason is almost like super-reason -- there are no barriers. Yoga is like penetrating a
wall and Zen is like opening a door. The door may not be closed at all, you just push it a
little and it opens.
Now the story. It is one of the most beautiful among Zen anecdotes. Zen people talk
through stories. They have to talk through stories because they cannot create theories and
doctrines, they can only tell stories. They are great story-tellers. Jesus goes on talking in
parables, Buddha goes on talking in parables, Sufi mystics go on talking in parables -- it
is not coincidental. The story, the parable, the anecdote, is the way of the right
hemisphere; logic argument, proof, syllogism, is the way of the left hemisphere.
Listen to it.
GOSO HOYEN USED TO SAY, 'WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT ZEN IS LIKE, I
TELL THEM THIS STORY.'
This story really tells what Zen is like -- without defining, it indicates. A definition is not
possible because Zen in its basic quality is indefinable. You can taste it but you cannot
define it; you can live it but language is not sufficient to say it; you can show it but you
cannot say it. But through a story a little bit can be transferred. And this story really
indicates, indicates perfectly the quality of what Zen is like. This is just a gesture, don't
make it a definition, don't philosophize around it, let it be like lightning, a flash of
understanding. It is not going to increase your knowledge but it can give you a shift, a
jerk, a change of gestalt. You can be thrown from one corner of the mind to another...and
that is the whole point of the story.
NOTICING THAT HIS FATHER WAS GROWING OLD,
THE SON OF A BURGLAR ASKED HIS FATHER TO TEACH HIM THE TRADE
SO THAT HE COULD CARRY ON THE FAMILY BUSINESS
AFTER HIS FATHER HAD RETIRED.
The trade of a burglar is not a scientific thing: it is an art. Burglars are as much born as
poets; you cannot learn, learning won't help. If you learn, you will be caught because then
the police know more than you. They have accumulated centuries of learning. A burglar
is a born burglar; he lives through intuition, it is a knack; he lives through hunches. A
burglar is feminine, he is not a businessman; he is a gambler, he risks all for almost
nothing; his whole trade is of danger and risk. It is just like a religious man. Zen people
say that religious people are also like burglars: in search of God they are also burglars.
There is no way to reach God through logic or reason or accepted society, culture,
civilization. They break the wall somewhere, they enter from the back door If in the
daylight it is not allowed, they enter in dark. If it is not possible to follow the crowd on
the super-highway, they make their own individual paths in the forest. Yes, there is a
certain similarity. You can reach God only if you are a burglar, an artist of how to steal
the fire, how to steal the treasure.
The father was going to retire and the son asked, 'Before you retire teach me your trade.'
THE FATHER AGREED, AND THAT NIGHT THEY BROKE INTO A HOUSE
TOGETHER.
OPENING A LARGE CHEST THE FATHER TOLD THE SON TO GO IN AND PICK
OUT THE CLOTHING. AS SOON AS THE BOY WAS INSIDE, THE FATHER
LOCKED THE CHEST AND THEN MADE A LOT OF NOISE SO THAT THE
WHOLE HOUSE WAS AROUSED. THEN HE SLIPPED QUIETLY AWAY.
A real master he must have been, no ordinary burglar...
LOCKED INSIDE THE CHEST THE BOY WAS ANGRY, TERRIFIED, AND
PUZZLED...
of course, naturally, what type of teaching is this? He had been thrown in a dangerous
situation.
But that is the only way to teach something of the unknown; that is the only way to teach
something of the right-hemisphere brain. The left hemisphere can be taught in schools:
learning is possible, discipline is possible, gradual courses are possible. Then by and by,
moving from one class to another, you become masters of art and science -- many things.
But there cannot be any schools for the right hemisphere: it is intuitive, it is not gradual,
it is sudden. It is like a flash, a lightning in the dark night. If it happens, it happens; if it
doesn't happen, it doesn't happen -- nothing can be done about it. You can only leave
yourself in a certain situation where there is more possibility for it to happen. That's why
I say the old man must have been a real master.
LOCKED INSIDE THE CHEST, THE BOY WAS ANGRY, TERRIFIED, AND --
PUZZLED...
These are the three states your reason will pass through. In all my meditations the same is
being done to you. Locked in a chest, with the key thrown away, first you feel angry.
Many SANNYASINS come to me and they say they feel very angry with me. I can
understand, it is natural -- I am forcing them into situations where their old mind cannot
function. That is the root cause of anger. They simply feel impotent, their old mind
cannot function, they cannot make anything out of it. What is happening? And when you
feel a situation where your mind is simply useless, you feel angry towards me -- angry
and then terrified. Then one understands the whole situation and all that you have learned
seems absolutely useless...hence fear.
Now there was no logical way to get out of that chest: it was locked from the outside, the
father had made a noise, the whole house was awake, people were moving around,
searching, and the father had escaped. Now is there any logical way to get out of this
chest? Logic simply fails, reason is of no use. What can you think? Mind suddenly stops -
- and that is what the father is doing, that is what it is all about. He is trying to force the
son into a situation where the logical mind stops, because a burglar does not need a
logical mind. If he follows a logical mind he will be caught sooner or later by the police
because they also follow the same logic.
It happened in the second world war. For three years Adolph Hitler continued to win, and
the reason was that he was illogical.. All the other countries that were fighting with him
were fighting logically. Of course, they had a great science of war, military training and
this and that, and they had experts who would say, 'Now, Hitler is going to attack from
this side.' And if Hitler was also in his senses he would have done that because that was
the weakest point in the enemy's defense. Of course the enemy has to be attacked where
he is the weakest -- it is logical. So they would be expecting Hitler at the weakest point,
they would be gathering around the weakest point and he would hit anywhere,
unpredictably. He would not even follow his own generals' advice.
He had an astrologer who would suggest where to attack. Now this is something never
done before -- a war is not run by astrologers. Once Churchill understood, once the spies
came with the report that they were not going to win with this man because he was
absolutely illogical; that a foolish astrologer who didn't know anything about war, who
had never been on the front, was deciding things, deciding by the stars -- what have stars
got to do with a war going on on the earth? -- then Churchill immediately appointed a
royal astrologer to the king and they started following the royal astrologer. Then things
started falling in line because now two fools were predicting.... Things became easier.
If a burglar is going to follow Aristotle he will be caught sooner or later because the same
Aristotelian logic is followed by the police. Just few days before, Vedanta did a beautiful
thing: he escaped with the ashram jeep. Of course the police had to be informed.
Everybody was expecting that he would go towards Chanda, because he had been saying
that he wanted to go to Chanda and re-open an old ashram which used to be there --
Kailash. Had he gone towards there the police may not have follow, but the police were
thinking logically and they said, 'If he had been saying that he was going towards Chanda
he will not go to Chanda now because he will be afraid he will be caught on that road. He
is not going there.' So they were not worried about that road and, of course, Vedanta was
caught in Lonavalla. He was going towards Bombay. But the police also followed the
same logic.
If you go through logic, then anybody who follows the logical method can catch you
anywhere.
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